a hot day in april

When I am old, I shall wear a hat, broad-brimmed, romantic and unsuitable for any occasion, with low-cut, short-sleeved tops that show off my crepey skin and creep you out. Ha! One day, old age will happen to you too, which is why I take comfort now in old people dressed in inappropriate bright colours, shirts unbuttoned to their navel, fat-veined legs bared to the sun.