"I hate this house," she told us. "It's haunted."
Eventually, we found a buyer,
but on moving day we found her
slumped at the kitchen table.
Now she haunts the house
and the new owners are suing us.
Hmmm, now I realise that it's not obvious who died - 'she' or the buyer!
(Image description: a rain-misted view of triple decker houses with power lines in the foreground.)